Posts Tagged ‘Stephanie Pratt’

The Hills: The She-Pratt Makes Her Move

September 23, 2008

Last night brought–finally!–the much anticipated, much foreshadowed She-Pratt betrayal: Stephanie and Doug went on a date. They were totally secretive (except that Stephanie had already told Spencer and Audrina, who told Lo and Heidi, and there were, um, cameras there) but then Brody’s nosy mother ruined everything!   (more…)


The Hills: The Brodster Takes No Prisoners

September 7, 2008

Does Brody Jenner have an evil twin? Tonight on The Hills, we were introduced to an alterna-Brody. This Brody has stubble and wears sunglasses indoors and seems angry all the time and spends the night in jail and—most interestingly—is some sort of truth-telling machine. I kinda like this guy! (more…)

The Hills: “It’s Like Trying To Tell Iran and Israel To Get Along…”

August 25, 2008

Actually, it’s like watching paint dry. The Hills was a big snooze tonight. My mom summed it up in this way: “Everyone went to a birthday party and left as soon as Spencer came. I don’t blame them–I can’t stand him!” (more…)

The She-Pratt: Who Is She And What Is She After?

April 1, 2008


Wow. Stephanie Pratt was everywhere last night. (Is she the greatest Underminer of all time or what?) She continued her verbal assault on big bro Spencer, telling him, “You’re so homeless and so lame.” (To which he can now respond, “Oh really? Then why do the readers of Radar magazine seek my wisdom each month?”) It seems like the She-Pratt has the Jen Bunney technique of playing all sides down cold. While brunching with Heidi, Stephanie hints that Spencer might start dating other girls. She also manages to befriend Heidi’s ex BFF Lauren. (To which I say: WTF Lauren? Okay, make peace with the girl for the sake of making it less uncomfortable in class but no need to dine with her! No need to invite her to your birthday party! I think either: 1. MTV is paying Lauren good money for this storyline or 2. This is a subconscious effort by Lauren to resolve things with Speidi.) As for what the She-Pratt gets out of this, I suppose it’s obvious: a bigger part on the show.

So we briefly saw Audrina last night (digging the new darker hair color) and wise old Lo. And Whitney! Whitney is all growns-up! I don’t really understand her new job but she apparently did something smart with shiny pants and her new boss says she has “a voice!” I have to say, I was totally impressed with the way Whitney won over the fearsome Kelly Cutrone—-much better than how Lauren handled Kelly in Season 1!

Stay tuned for serious psychoanalysis of Lauren & Brody, Heidi’s choice of paint color, and more. In the meantime, what did you think of last night’s episode?

Oh and another thing: I totally call bullshit on Stephanie getting a B on that computer quiz! Her mouth said B but her face said C- all the way.