So I was just in Duane Reade, paging through In Touch magazine, which tells me that former Bachelor Lt. Andy Baldwin and ex-Mrs. Donald Trump Marla Maples are totally dunzo. And it must be true because Andy gave them a comment! He said Marla “will always have a special place in my heart” (right next to Tessa and Bevin!) but the timing was off. Note to Andy: All top-secret undersea discovery missions and no cavorting on beaches makes a Bachelor a dull boy. Or something.
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