Us Weekly is reporting that Lt. Andy Baldwin, late of The Bachelor, has hooked up with ex-Mrs. Donald Trump, Marla Maples. (We’re just glad he emerged from his top-secret undersea discovery mission long enough to “cavort” with anyone!) Says Marla, 44, of her 31-year-old beau: “He’s an absolute, complete gentleman.” Excuse me, Marla—he’s an officer and a gentleman. Clearly.
And The Final Rose Goes To … Marla Maples