Archive for February, 2008

Um, Did Whitney Watch Season 1?

February 26, 2008

So the preview reveals that Whitney finally outgrows Teen Vogue’s suffocating closet of doom and heads to fashion PR firm People’s Revolution, owned by Kelly Cutrone. Astute viewers and others who have no lives whatsoever (ahem) will recall a relevant episode in Season 1 when newbie intern Lauren had to beg Cutrone for two extra tickets to the Jennifer Nicholson fashion show. Remember? Cutrone was all like impatient and annoyed only because Lauren didn’t know the names of the editors she was supposed to be getting tickets for? And Cutrone refused to give her the tickets until Lauren got the names? And Lisa Love wouldn’t answer her cell phone and Lauren like started crying? And then Lauren got the names but still couldn’t remember them and had to check her Blackberry again while Cutrone waited and even when Lauren finally (finally!) found the names she still could not pronounce Hamish Bowles? And Cutrone told her she’d have to move a lot faster if she ever wanted to work in fashion?

Oh, Whitney. You may be wishing for that closet again in no time.


The Crazy Eyes of Justin Bobby Return!

February 26, 2008

Here we go.  The extended preview for The Hills “bonus episodes” that start March 24. (That single piano note played over and over is the universal signal for drama.) Highlights: Lauren is experimenting with a darker lipstick! Justin Bobby is experimenting with a fedora and kind of looks like Indiana Jones on crack! There’s something that Lo and Audrina just don’t trust about Lauren’s new buddy (Spencer’s sister) Stephanie Pratt. Heidi and Spencer are fighting. Heidi and Audrina are making up.  Brody is either totally mad at Lauren or just trying to make good television.